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F.A.T. also stands for Friendly And Thoughtful, which is obviously in reference to how good of a friend you are to everyone. You're so skinny that you can slip under door frames. Remember that one time when we were on the way to Taco Bell to beat up that one guy and you just flew out the cracked window because you're so thin and your waist is shrinkingggg? We were on the highway, so we were going pretty fast. I had to turn that sucker around right then and there to track you down and bring you back home.

FAT stands for Fascinating And Talented if you weren’t aware. You are beautiful and Mexican. Have an awesomesauce everythingburger day

Vincent's Fat Day Chapter 1: Vincent gorges himself on the greasiest slop you can imagine. A giant and juicy burger still sizzling with lettuce and onion to refresh him with every bite and cheese dripping from the sides through the bun; a 56oz steak garnished with a spill of wine sauce; a large plastic cup of Diet Dr. Pepper (because he's watching his fat ass weight); and a slice of chocolate pie on the side. Vincent, being the gross slob he is, wipes his hands clean on his big jiggly stomach, leaving grease stains on his shirt and pants. He uses his VTEK business card to pay for the bill, because of course this fat asshole also wants to promote his business to the lower class. He is also gay and retarded. He walks out of the restaurant, and a car immediately swerves into him and this fat ass not only dents the car but sends it off into the sky to land in elsewhere. You can even see his fat rippling to repel the object of metal away from him, like he has his own gravitational pull. He spots Alastor on the street and is really happy to see him, so he runs over and by his fat ass luck trips over the sidewalk and crushes Alastor underneath the fat rolls of his body, suffocating him before he dies eternally. Death by obesity is really sad. Then Vincent dies of a heart attack because his beloved Al-Wal is dead and gone. And also because he's FAT and has type 2 diabetes. The End

I'm tickling my balls to your pictures right now.

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hello??????? is this vincent from tumblr?????? message me i need to talk to you

hello chuddington have a great chudfilled day

If you were a witch/wizard/warlock/mage (whatever works) and you had a big cauldron, what ingredients would you add to it? And what kinda potion would you want 'em to result in?

( I don't PARTICULARLY like you, you're awful modern.. ) Buuuut, I'd be a LIAR if I said you weren't pretty COOL!! And to answer your confession, I'm sure he deserved it! TV OUT!! 8>[^3]

🌷🍨 Here is a flower & a sundae by MEEEEE I would talk more with you because you seem like a charming cathode but I am..... #shy

I saw your Vox pony and I will say, it is very nicely designed. Have a good day!

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You are the most beautiful Sony Bravia 8 II flat screen TV I've ever seen! I want to take all the required cords to maximize my experience in watching bees flying around my screen on YouTube. And watch The Boys on you in Full 4k High Definition. Then wipe your dust off with a nice wet rag to keep you in prime condition.

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